An interview with Téa Leoni
Téa Leoni
Téa Leoni born February 25th, 1966 (Pisces)
Jerry Brown, the new Téa Leoni's head of security, is always experimenting different ways to keep at bay stalkers and bothersome paparazzi (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the thrilling crackle of a bunch of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the first 'mom' of your baby" or "the joyful laugh of a light-hearted kid ".

What’s your biggest defect?
Some say that my worst defect is short attention span. Clearly, I'm too good to be selfish, but most of the times I follow the train of my thoughts and I think these green shoes are like the devil's handshake.

Téa, your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal chicanery.

You have collected a lot of negativity in you that can explode suddenly. You will get rid of this state only if you forgive or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Dog my cats! You are spot on!

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I was always rebelling against them when I was a little scoundrel, but now I simply ignore them when they speak.

Téa, do you like bears?

Why you do not like bears, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one bear bite my cousin in his naughty parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I may probably rethink my opinion about bears.

Téa, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and naturally deceased blue jays.

There is no possibility any of these is Téa Leoni's private telephone number :
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I scheduled a brief exchange with Téa Leoni many months in advance. The resulting transcription was excellent, like "Siddhartha" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Hence, it was very damaging that my cat by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I emerged from coma, I tried to recollect those wonderful words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not really certain this web page contains a perfectly truthful chronicle of our rendezvous, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.