An interview with Teresa Palmer
Teresa Palmer
Teresa Palmer born February 26th, 1986 (Pisces)
As a kid Teresa Palmer showed an untoward inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some issues with my agent, so to make a long story short, next year I will be known as "Teresa Pelmer".

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.

You mean, by Joseph Heller?
I think your cover had a typo, but we can agree to disagree.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Take a nap in the sun.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Sacre bleu! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, probabably it is "Man of the House" or "Highlander II".

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Naw! I'm sometimes rude, a bit inert, obstinate and indulgent. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is normal in artist.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Genghis Khan. I played Iron Man until somebody got smart.

What would Teresa Palmer do to solve the problem of criminality and ferocity that is threatening our world?
In my opinion, lending one million of dollars to every citizen would make many issues go away, but most administrators are selfish decrepit blokes.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Teresa Palmer's private telephone number :
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I lay in wait forever for an occasion to have a brief exchange with Teresa Palmer. The resulting transcription was stunning, like "1984" rewritten by Thor. Thus, it was very regrettable that my cousin Raymond (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I regained my composure, I tried to remember those stunning words. To be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an absolutely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.