A conversation with Teri Polo
Teri Polo
Teri Polo born June 1st, 1969 (Gemini)
Right in the middle of his last speech, Mitt Romney has rambled about Teri Polo for 23 full minutes (source)

What are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a funny discussion, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.

Who are your heroes?
Michelangelo, Bilbo Baggins, and myself.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Of course! Here it is

The anteater of sorrow
The untamed anteater of sorrow
rushes on the dull pastures of madness
as I look in the eye this life emptiness.
If only it had been the pork of sorrow
we could have bacon at least.

As everybody knows, the problem of migraine in chipmunks is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Positively! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of migraine in chipmunks.

Teri, what is your take of the last Oscar shitstorm?
To be frank, this is a minefield.

What’s your worst habit?
A few people say that I have a tendency to insult innocent pedestrians, but they are just feeble-minded morons.

Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a little frog shaped birthmark on my right leg. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a frog while my mother was expecting me.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it well. It was a play on the life of Otto von Bismarck. I played one of his neighbors.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Teri Polo's secret telephone number :
2696567226 9991165421 4534094918 3887749260 4500506701 666037388 7622877443 2859335172 2271453972 887132452 4230299525 2864140357 377451305 7093642472 287555041 5070206085 7211302544 6507165186 5830732405 810564680
My brief talk with Teri Polo has been set up many days in advance. The resulting transcription was amazing, like "The Great Gatsby" rewritten by Magneto. Hence, it was unfavorable that my ferret by accident (I assume) devoured my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I struggled to summon up those wondrous words. So, to be aboveboard, I'm not really so sure this web page is a totally accurate chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.