A conversation with Thalía
Thalía born August 26th, 1971 (Virgo)
An unaware travel companion, a foreign relative or an innocent bystander? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but we pixellated the face to escalate suspense! (pixabay photo)

Do you like to cook?
I doubt it! But I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and seaweeds, which I believe can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
Maybe! You take the beef jerk and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

French rolls?
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and seaweeds with some teriyaki sauce and you are done!

Thalía, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I was under the impression this was a light-hearted meeting, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Might as well! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A book, a photo lost in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took your love away from me,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm quite enthusiastic about "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R. Token.

You mean, by J.R.R. Tolkien?
Maybe you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

One of your hits, "No Me Ensenaste", is a planetary hymn of love. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Yeah! It really is about my unconfessed love for wasabi.

Thalía refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
4356718249 7811604679 3254865991 5037438709 8714142666 9579836616 3583737255 5517357744 263308040 930845352 4018421805 4048047175 3658659884 995930166 8416660638 6510667462 5780631170 7381873577 283230902 673375880
My chief had scheduled my hurried meeting with Thalía days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet coyote or growing weeds. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Thalía would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.