We are here tonight with Thalía, who just saw the birth of her last album. Hi, Thalía, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, especially because I can't remember if you owe me money.
Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Absolutely! At times my popularity scares me. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to charm prominent heirs and downcast roadkills collectors in the same fashion. You know? There are 14 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Hyrule and Burundi.
What motivates you to sing?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.
What happen if you play your song "No Me Ensenaste" backward?
Earth may detonate.
Thalía, do you have something to say to young people?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin have you unfit within. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Take a bath to dismiss the reek of born loser you exude.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time to write. Last week I've read the inside flap of the book "A Christmas Carol", and I found it acceptable. Thus, I've asked my agent to contact the author - a certain Charles Dickens - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue armadillo on my ankle. It is bioluminescent, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.
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