Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of William Shakespeare. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Brad Pitt, since we were in the same chess club when our partners were away.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
People say that only the 7th son of a 7th son has total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in June. An almost magic spring night, fragrant of flowers and moist moss. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
Life seems better now.
You are a sissy. My entire existence is like an immersion in a pool of tears. And I appreciate every moment of it.
What do you eat between meals?
Burgers with tartar sauce, a peach, two cheddar cheese slices, and a few drops of scotch.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cat appearing in your last movie?
Oh dear! How did you find out!? I already spilled the beans with the SWAT.
Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Drats! Apart from "Hobgoblins", probabably it is "Spice World" or "Leprechaun".
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