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An interview with Theo Rossi
Theo Rossi
Theo Rossi born June 4th, 1975 (Gemini)
Theo Rossi is presently composing a guide to choosing biographers, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is

The prairie dog of despair
The white prairie dog of despair
sleeps on the misty pastures of mourning
as I stare at the wreck of my existence.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of William Shakespeare. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Brad Pitt, since we were in the same chess club when our partners were away.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
People say that only the 7th son of a 7th son has total recall, but I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in June. An almost magic spring night, fragrant of flowers and moist moss. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of howling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

Life seems better now.
You are a sissy. My entire existence is like an immersion in a pool of tears. And I appreciate every moment of it.

What do you eat between meals?
Burgers with tartar sauce, a peach, two cheddar cheese slices, and a few drops of scotch.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cat appearing in your last movie?
Oh dear! How did you find out!? I already spilled the beans with the SWAT.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Drats! Apart from "Hobgoblins", probabably it is "Spice World" or "Leprechaun".

There is no possibility any of these is Theo Rossi's secret telephone number :
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I waited for many weeks for the privilege to have a talk with Theo Rossi. The resulting transcription was awesome, like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" rewritten by Wonder Woman. Thus, it was awfully deplorable that my koala (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I struggled to recapture those amazing words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a totally truly run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.