Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna meet a sticky end, so to speak, you generally also establish the inclination to sit tight.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Theo Ryssi", who apperently is a dental therapist from Denver. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much worrisome as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Mongolian.
Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
Here it is my sure treatment for diarrhea. Mix three parts of vermouth, one part of mineral water and some lemon juice inside a coconut, then apply the resulting mixture on your back and your legs.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prevents me from expressing my opinion.
Theo, you appear to be always so joyful and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that each and every one has a dark side. At times, when I face another artist, my heart darkens and hate makes my legs tremble. And suddenly, I feel an impulse to estinguish that moron from this planet and pirouette on his icy grave. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.
Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Theo : darkness
Theo : guilt
Theo : stalkers
I think we had fun enough...
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