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Theo Rossi
Theo Rossi born June 4th, 1975 (Gemini)
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Among the future projects of Theo Rossi there is a top-secret Sundance-Festival-friendly romantic comedy in which all the action takes place in a submarine (source)

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna meet a sticky end, so to speak, you generally also establish the inclination to sit tight.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Theo Ryssi", who apperently is a dental therapist from Denver. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much worrisome as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Mongolian.

Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
Here it is my sure treatment for diarrhea. Mix three parts of vermouth, one part of mineral water and some lemon juice inside a coconut, then apply the resulting mixture on your back and your legs.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prevents me from expressing my opinion.

Theo, you appear to be always so joyful and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that each and every one has a dark side. At times, when I face another artist, my heart darkens and hate makes my legs tremble. And suddenly, I feel an impulse to estinguish that moron from this planet and pirouette on his icy grave. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: night.

Theo : darkness

Q: hunger
Theo : guilt

Q: fame
Theo : stalkers

I think we had fun enough...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Theo Rossi's home telephone number :
8235529397 5175509798 7753684319 2837026475 6902976886 907596308 5295472831 3458446463 8334298317 421908923 3927581482 9911158725 2282471833 8029312261 8588344583 562722797 6967555985 6820432326 5865504004 8753566267
To be frank, my supervisor had scheduled my short talk with Theo Rossi many days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet hare got dengue, so I had to skip the talk. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Theo Rossi would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.