Tiffani, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising position with a singer whose name and whose gender I've not the authorization to announce. Do you have any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with T.F..
I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your spouse or your office may "by accident" fly into pieces. Capiche?
Let's forget about that photo...
When your are not acting, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yes! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last winter I've read the abridged recap of the book "Siddhartha", and I found it more or less passable. Hence, I told my agent to call the author - a certain Hermann Hesse - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
In a paper appeared on Journal of Psychological Research, dr. Keith Flores described your movies as "a dramatic embodiment of present-day pragmatic transhumanism". Anything to add?
Actually, in his article published on Annals of Anthropological Facts, prof. Richard H. Sanders utterly discredited that depthless thesis.
Tiffani, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Tiffani's sensation". During one of my famed studies in Tibetan plateau, I discovered a new shrub, now named Metaspa molesta, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and sawdust. It may sound unappealing, but it may become a compulsive habit.
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