An interview with Tiffany
Tiffany born October 2nd, 1971 (Libra)
Since her fans required it passionately, Tiffany will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,200 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of common cold in groundhogs (source)

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
Don't be silly! I'm a little aloof, quite animated, obstinate and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artists.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for mechanical typewriters, after a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

In a paper published on Russian Annals of Philosophical History, prof. Larry Taylor has described your songs as "a perfect recapitulation of present-day contextual mechanicism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, in his article appeared on Australasian Annals of Rural Intuitionism, dr. Jeffrey Rogers completely discredited that eccentric theory.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Tiffany, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Final Fantasy X" player.

Tiffany, how do you invest all the dough you made?
If you have money to invest, I can contact some financial advisors from Colombia who can double your stake. You can give them a photo of your spouse as a good-will sign.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?

Which is the most blush-making DVD you personally bought?
Fa shizzle! Excluding "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Haunting". I think Liam Neeson was not happy with it afterwards.

Tiffany, what's your vice?
I fake interest when people try to talk to me. I’m probably going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Tiffany's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I sat tight forever for a chance to have a talk with Tiffany. The resulting interview was jaw-dropping, like it was written by the spirit of Emily Dickinson under the effects of prescription stimulants. Hence, it was highly unlucky that my koala by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I struggled to remember those amazing words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely accurate chronicle of what transpired during our appointment, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever happened...
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