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Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton born November 5th, 1960 (Scorpio)
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Frank S. Hill, the new Tilda Swinton's head of security, is constantly experimenting alternative methods to keep away stalkers and pestiferous pursuers (source)

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Genovia. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and red with a small red squirrel somewhere.

Tilda, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal shenanigans.

You will ram into a homeless stranger from Tucson, a retired psychotherapist named Richard with two left feet. He will suggest to open an underground ferret breeding farm in Pennsylvania. It's a lie!
Dash it! You are spot on!

Tilda, you have been seen in a particular setting with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you want to comment?
Do you mean V.I.? It's a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with U.S...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some stray photons spontaneously created a completely random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your cat may "spontaneously" start to burn. Do you understand?

I think I've lost that blurred picture anyway...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Tilda Swinton's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had set up my short meeting with Tilda Swinton many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding gnats or learning Armenian. So, this web page is mainly based on what Tilda Swinton would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.