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A conversation with Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton born November 5th, 1960 (Scorpio)
Frank S. Hill, the new Tilda Swinton's head of security, is constantly experimenting alternative methods to keep away stalkers and pestiferous pursuers (source)

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I really don't care.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Genovia. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and red with a small red squirrel somewhere.

Tilda, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal shenanigans.

You will ram into a homeless stranger from Tucson, a retired psychotherapist named Richard with two left feet. He will suggest to open an underground ferret breeding farm in Pennsylvania. It's a lie!
Dash it! You are spot on!

Tilda, you have been seen in a particular setting with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you want to comment?
Do you mean V.I.? It's a totally innocuous thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with U.S...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some stray photons spontaneously created a completely random photo in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your cat may "spontaneously" start to burn. Do you understand?

I think I've lost that blurred picture anyway...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Tilda Swinton's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had set up my short meeting with Tilda Swinton many weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding gnats or learning Armenian. So, this web page is mainly based on what Tilda Swinton would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.