An interview with Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton born November 5th, 1960 (Scorpio)
As it happens to many Scorpio people, Tilda Swinton is susceptible to develop a chocolate addiction (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Frank (the underestimated uncle of Ulysses S. Grant), Darth Vader, and myself.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't give a damn.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are countries where it is hopeless to find even an almost so-so Long Island iced tea.

Where do you go when you die?
Underground, most of the times, but if you are burned then your remains can occupy space in somebody else home.

Tilda, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.

You will meet a vagrant stranger from Las Vegas, a former land economist named Jason with both ears on the same side of the head. He will show you a map allegedly signed by the nefarious pirate William "Captain" Kidd, that places his stash under a lake in Colorado. Don't believe him!
Nonsense! That seems a little too specific...

Tilda, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented an exquisite manor in a hidden valley of Vanuatu. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy and also a flock of local extras pretending to be excited admirers.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a blue prairie dog on my arm. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in Seattle suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Tilda Swinton's private telephone number :
9819973084 2254423684 5335553123 5959944968 4295807640 8203239253 209520909 958835621 5551614522 8496433944 384626440 5228923895 2104200277 365234315 8986867199 5442956136 3626031013 5207313682 8026322533 7385233700
To be frank, my director had patiently lined up my little rendezvous with Tilda Swinton months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or grooming my pet squirrel. So, this web page is essentially based on what Tilda Swinton would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.