Who are your heroes?
Frank (the underestimated uncle of Ulysses S. Grant), Darth Vader, and myself.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't give a damn.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days among piles of dough, but there are countries where it is hopeless to find even an almost so-so Long Island iced tea.
Where do you go when you die?
Underground, most of the times, but if you are burned then your remains can occupy space in somebody else home.
Tilda, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.
You will meet a vagrant stranger from Las Vegas, a former land economist named Jason with both ears on the same side of the head. He will show you a map allegedly signed by the nefarious pirate William "Captain" Kidd, that places his stash under a lake in Colorado. Don't believe him!
Nonsense! That seems a little too specific...
Tilda, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I rented an exquisite manor in a hidden valley of Vanuatu. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy and also a flock of local extras pretending to be excited admirers.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a blue prairie dog on my arm. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in Seattle suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
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