An interview with Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton born November 5th, 1960 (Scorpio)
To make her will stronger, Tilda Swinton often takes a nap on a mattress made of glass splinters (pixabay photo)

Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he arranges for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of paparazzi and stalkers
That's for certain! I'll go to any length to avoid those critters. We usually use the alias "Tilda Swonton".

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of February I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Tahiti, if you have been insipid you go to Toronto.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Isaac Newton. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 10 seconds.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next vacation I rented an elegant villa in a secretive valley of Kazirstan. The only complication was making a transfer in bitcoins to the amiable property owner from Russia that contacted me about affair by email.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Read the death notice of my worst enemy.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was queen of Nicaragua. Or maybe roadkills collector, it was a hard choice.

If I may say so, Tilda, you are also well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't survive without astronaut memoirs or champagne-infused chamomile-tea bags delivered every three hours to my room.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Tilda Swinton's private telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, actors are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Tilda Swinton alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a mentalist.
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