A talk with Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton
Tilda Swinton born November 5th, 1960 (Scorpio)
Apart from acting, Tilda Swinton's second best choice would be the career of professional sand castle builder (pixabay photo)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, the Chicago Tribune will publish my essays.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I liked all of their musicals.

Do you know Shirley O. Ward (a former engraver, now a shoemaker) from Melbourne?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was half a scandal about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a hasty ending.

Tilda, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Positively! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
To get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "Have a Little Faith in Me" by John Hiatt.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
Heck no! I'm sometimes gloomy, quite dynamic, strong-minded and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Tilda, you are always fit. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of April I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of lead poisoning?
Oh, since always.

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