An interview with Tim Curry
Tim Curry
Tim Curry born April 19th, 1946 (Aries)
In September Tim Curry eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue dragonflies, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose recipe is an unsettling mystery we prefer to leave surrounded by its enigma (pixabay photo)

Tim, do you have any superpower?
Slimming fast, since I was 8. Maybe this is not so uncommon in tall people with Danish ancestry.

If I may say so, Tim, you are also well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't stay anywhere without an albine tiger cub or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered every two hours to my suite.

When your are not acting, which is your main diversion?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Tim, you appear to be always so radiant and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that everybody has two sides. For example, when I meet a colleague actor, my teeth chatter with fury and I tremble with hate. And then, without warning, I experience the urge to estinguish that dimwit from my sight and dance on his cold tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with that side.

Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Ferret Trophy" assigned by the city of Austin for "phenomenal but superfluous acting performance" at the early age of 8.

What’s your worst defect?
Most people think that my behavior is excellent, but sometimes I drink ketchup from the bottle when nobody's looking.

Do you do your own shopping?
Emphatically no! Usually, I have a number of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the garnments, I ever retain a gang of surrogates, one for each body part.

You hit the mark in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Were you given a lot of latitude to mold your character?
Totally! My pet sheep ate the script, thus I had to improvise most of my lines.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Tim Curry's private telephone number :
357100166 7851530112 949734422 7362020339 6161177041 8452226982 3857018009 5581261459 4809621575 781177291 387114727 5223394046 441507200 5126070859 8022238199 9397573796 4639085302 6808432779 8637859988 5404007221
Celebrities are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Tim Curry alone and to obtain the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a certified mind reader from Chicago.
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