Who are your heroes?
Anthony (the less-known cousin of Steven Hawking), Bridget Jones, and myself.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of scotch, one part of energy drink and some guacamole. Apply the resulting brew on your feet and your arms.
Timothy, do you like baboons?
Not a chance!
Why you do not like baboons, if I may ask?
First of all, they stink! And one baboon bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may reconsider my position on baboons.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
That's right! But just one time. It was an unsettling experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Henry Kissinger appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Thomas Alva Edison's homonym.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.
You have accumulated a great deal of bad feelings inside you that can explode at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you absolve or kill somebody who has angered you in the past.
Great Scott! You are dead on!
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game.
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