Timothy Olyphant born May 20th, 1968 (Taurus)

Timothy Olyphant born May 20th, 1968 (Taurus)

Timothy Olyphant spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, he learnt to bend fire, just a little (source)

I'm here today with a special guest, Timothy Olyphant, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Timothy, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Justin Bieber the other day and, to be honest, I did not like it.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Timothy Oluphant", who allegedly is a former hairdresser from Atlanta. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much embarassing as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible curse in Mongolian.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the summary of the abridged version of "Pride and Prejudice", and I found it acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Jane Austen - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes sir! I have developed an irrational fear for cookies, owing to a freak accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite normal.

What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with ketchup, a cracker, four frozen pizzas, and a glass of energy drink.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the tugboat appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to repeat it: I was never near that tugboat.

What do you think of global warming?
I've already explained my thoughts in a letter to be published on Bulgarian Theological Studies, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Jim T. Evans.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my sure cure. In case of need mix three parts of red wine, one part of fruit smoothie and some pickles. Apply the resulting mixture on your back and your knees.