A conversation with Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant born May 20th, 1968 (Taurus)
In his will, Timothy Olyphant has stipulated that his body should be buried inside a volcano (source)

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Really? I did not. My father and I decided that I would have become an accountant. But, you know, things don't always go as planned.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a two in Austin, but a ten in Bulgaria.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is a waste of time. After all, there are diners and fans more than willing to deliver my daily RDA of vitamines and sugars. The few times I indulge in cooking for my disciples, I like to create salads. My all time favorite is a mix of salami and seaweeds, which I assume can be cool for both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the salami and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix salami and seaweeds with some relish and there it is!

Our world seems prone to unstoppable ferocity and violence. What would Timothy Olyphant do?
You know, I believe that giving one million of dollars to every person can make many issues go away, but most lawmakers are just selfish fossil punks.

Timothy, your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal shenanigans.

You will feel deserted by your friends, like an impalpable fence is between you and them. A spidery whisper in your head will tell you that probably they are actually plotting against your life.
Sodding hell! You are dead on!

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To be frank, my chief had planned my short rendezvous with Timothy Olyphant several days beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Speed 2". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Timothy Olyphant would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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