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A talk with Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant born May 20th, 1968 (Taurus)
In his secret laboratory Timothy Olyphant is compulsively trying to grow chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Timothy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Timothy's wonder". In the middle of one of my wanderings in Tibetan plateau, I uncovered an inconspicuous tree unknown to botanists, now named Endophylla cataracta, which every 4 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and black vinegar. It may seem unattractive, but it's quite easy to get the habit.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
Everything is fine, except that time in which (probably there was a stand-in strike) a director ordered me to eat cyanide pills, which was a little bizarre, since that was not in the script.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Timothy Olyphant, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Super Mario Sunshine" player.

Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! Hands invisibility, mostly on Thursdays. Maybe this is not so remarkable in stunning people with Danish forefathers.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is

The beaver of misery
The bleak beaver of misery
dashes on the cloudy fields of insanity
as I stare at the emptiness of this planet.
If only it had been the pig of misery
I could have bacon at least.

Timothy, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a superstar whose name I'm not authorized to tell. Have you something to add?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with N.A..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your dog or your car may "by accident" fly into pieces. Is it all clear now?

I was joking, there is absolutely no picture...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Timothy Olyphant's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my director had planned my little interview with Timothy Olyphant many days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet koala got calculi, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, this web page is essentially based on what Timothy Olyphant would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.