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Tina Turner
Tina Turner born November 26th, 1939 (Sagittarius)
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Last month, Tina Turner has sold her famous light bulbs collection to an eccentric mogul for $188,000 (source)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a red dog on my forearm. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I get lost in Dallas labyrinth, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little disrobed.

You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to project my aura, about 6 inches far.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 700 volunteers that will be dispersed in San Francisco as in a flash mob.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters, on account of a curious accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by séances, but that is quite normal.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't give a damn.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the placid tingle of two diamonds touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, like "the jubilant giggle of a happy child " or "the comforting purr of an untroubled kitten".

Can you support the rumours about the purloined Mongolian death worm photos?
Could I? For certain! Do I want? Not really!

A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
As several people say, Forrest Gump, because of our shared moral standings.

There is no possibility any of these is Tina Turner's home telephone number :
751213264 2218211672 8062869443 557614719 5629744290 6652811393 5483125976 7185858793 7337050045 7998199925 2041880712 710151857 4497597024 3484840236 8232833522 5316068568 5243077112 3726173012 3206017924 591846927
Celebrities are very frantic people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Tina Turner totally alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained via a certified soul reader from Los Angeles.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.