Who are your heroes?
Joan of Arc, Han Solo, and myself.
Do you like to cook?
Nay! But I like to create salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and seaweeds, which I believe can be suited for both vegans and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Yes sir! You take the salami and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix salami and seaweeds with some margarine and voilà, there it is!
Tippi, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a whale.
In a letter appeared on American Transactions on Alternate Herpetology, prof. Henry H. Wright described your movies as "a tragic embodiment of present-day pragmatic postmodernism". Any comment?
Yes, in his interesting paper published on European Engineering Annals, dr. Matthew Cooper totally disproved that depthless theory.
You were amazing in "The Birds". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Totally! The director was like clay in my hands.
As everybody knows, the problem of asthma in groundhogs is reaching gigantic dimensions. Is Tippi Hedren doing anything in this respect?
I guess! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The profits ($800/night) will go to an organization for the cure of asthma in groundhogs.
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