Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Toby : ghost
Toby : Phoenix
Toby : vengeance
Toby, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Will do! But I don't believe in zodiacal rubbish.
Unfortunately, you are in an irritating situation that blocks you from doing the things that you are inclined to do. You can take your fate into your hands again by cloistering yourself for 3 months in an obscure cavern in the most untamed spot of Ohio.
Piffle! You are dead on!
In a paper printed on Pacific Journal of Psychological Investigations, dr. Patrick O. Young has observed that your songs are "a dramatic recapitulation of modern pragmatic neoclassicism". Any comment?
In his last article appeared on Canadian Journal of Alternative Asceticism, prof. Justin G. Campbell utterly rebutted that implausible observation.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm so occupied doing influential things to care about such trifles. Usually, I pay a crew of Yale PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the clothes, always a critical issue, I ever retain a group of surrogates, one for each body part.
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