A conversation with Tom Cavanagh
Tom Cavanagh
Tom Cavanagh born October 26th, 1963 (Scorpio)
Many people use to collect coins. Tom Cavanagh is specialized into collecting coins that have been inside a living body. (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the boxcar appearing in your last movie?
Kerboom! How did you people find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has been distorted by the media.

What motivates you to act?
It's less tiring than working...

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a shitload of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.

You will feel ignored by your fans, like an invisible dam is between you and them. A disturbing feeling will tell you that probably they are secretly planning to kill you.
Ouch! You are spot on!

Do you have any birthmark?
Absolutely! I have a tiny earthworm shaped birthmark on my right forearm. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving an earthworm while she was pregnant.

Tom, do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. Probably you are going to chastise me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

What is the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by a Leibniz impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not paint my cousin's cow".

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Tom Cavanagh's private telephone number :
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To be frank, my supervisor had lined up my brief exchange with Tom Cavanagh several days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Freddy Got Fingered". So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a generous dinner of raw broccoli and beans.
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