A conversation with Tom Cavanagh
Tom Cavanagh
Tom Cavanagh born October 26th, 1963 (Scorpio)
Owing to a curious accident occurred to his aunt, Tom Cavanagh has acquired an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for porcelain dolls (pixabay photo)

In an essay printed on American Epistemologic Transactions, prof. Andrew P. Martinez observed that your roles are "a dramatic archetype of newfangled contextual disjunctivism". Which is your reaction?
Well, I think that in his interesting article published on Asian Semiotic Journal, dr. Daniel Perry utterly rebutted that farfetched theory.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and arms of 900 models that will be set free in Broken Arrow.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight astigmatism?
Since my pet rabbit showed some symptoms.

Do you have any vice?
Surfing on the Internet when I'm supposed to work. Probably you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Tom, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
Sorry, I though this was a light-hearted discussion, not a glimpse into the abyss of sadness.

Tom, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there are some legal problems regarding my contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be known as "Tom Cevanagh".

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very fond of "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Shania Twain.

You surely mean, by Mark Twain?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.

Tom Cavanagh refused to share his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3819070476 993665708 603282157 2696395625 2899028615 4661445218 8920669983 629056869 6984129485 477904775 7489953030 5697994739 2599399813 9135501769 2878767835 869018283 9353457411 938825391 9009723799 5786242488
To be sincere, my boss had planned my little rendezvous with Tom Cavanagh many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Meet the Spartans". So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream I had after a large dinner based on salami and deep-fried bell peppers.
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