A conversation with Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise born July 3rd, 1962 (Cancer)
Tom Cruise's favored hobby is collecting buttons (source)

Do you know any good migraine cure?
Maybe! Here it is my fantastic relief for migraine. Mix one part of white wine, three parts of fruit smoothie and some pickles. Drink the resulting potion every 20 minutes for 3 hours.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is lamentable that I have so little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last month I've read the abridged summary of "The Road", and I found it more or less passable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

You hit the mark in "Top Gun". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! The director was like clay in my hands.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you know?

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: ugly.

Tom : your mom

Q: power
Tom : war

Q: wake
Tom : wrath

I feel you are not in the mood.

Tom Cruise refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3371854894 4953053852 6550170955 2620320685 3545165860 987451543 435330261 6343476512 5521530997 8682682868 6082194671 7333300359 3708602090 2161538849 2698238214 4845610912 6564293450 5950105205 7292030659 633897161
My boss had patiently arranged my hurried conversation with Tom Cruise weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding earthworms or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a dream that ensued after a large dinner based on liver sausages and deep-fried eggplants.
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