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Tom Felton
Tom Felton born September 22nd, 1987 (Virgo)
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In the course of his last speech, Bill Clinton has illogically blathered on Tom Felton for 18 full minutes for no reason at all (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Tom Felton, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Morticia Addams.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a four in Bulgaria, but an eight in Tucson.

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he books a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude reporters and groupies
Absolutely! I'll go to extremes to escape those imps. I generally use the moniker "Tom Folton".

Which is your favorite snack?
Bacon slices with Thousand Island dressing, a sugar grain, four sweet corns, and some tea.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Get a haircut from a brain surgeon to try something different.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Nicholas Hoult. I think we both like canaries.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Tom Felton's home telephone number :
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To be sincere, my director had patiently arranged my short talk with Tom Felton many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet gopher got appendicitis, so I had to skip the exchange. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Tom Felton would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.