I'm here tonight with a special guest, Tom Felton, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Dolly Parton the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Nix on it! I'm sometimes gloomy, zippy, flexible and imperturbable. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a lobster.
Tom, do you have something to say to young people?
Certainly! Scientific research has made clear that smoking dried snails may have obnoxious long-term effects, like loss of work or painful death. But fret no more! Buy "Tom's shield", now with Phytocyphuma barbata syrup. Just $19.99 for 70 tablets, only in the best Bulgarian bodegas (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause beriberi or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of frankfurts and tar).
Tom, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Remember, when CD walkmen will be in vogue again I'll have the last laugh.
Who are your heroes?
Lao-Tzu, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, and myself.
Which is your earliest memory?
I'm filming right now the ad for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I'm eager to try that stain remover.
I'll let you have a coupon.
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