A talk with Tom Felton
Tom Felton
Tom Felton born September 22nd, 1987 (Virgo)
Among Tom Felton's future projects there is a super-secret independent romantic comedy in which all the action is set on a moon of Saturn (source)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Tom Felton, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Mythical Celebrities.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Dolly Parton the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Nix on it! I'm sometimes gloomy, zippy, flexible and imperturbable. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a lobster.

Tom, do you have something to say to young people?
Certainly! Scientific research has made clear that smoking dried snails may have obnoxious long-term effects, like loss of work or painful death. But fret no more! Buy "Tom's shield", now with Phytocyphuma barbata syrup. Just $19.99 for 70 tablets, only in the best Bulgarian bodegas (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause beriberi or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. It may contain traces of frankfurts and tar).

Tom, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Remember, when CD walkmen will be in vogue again I'll have the last laugh.

Who are your heroes?
Lao-Tzu, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, and myself.

Which is your earliest memory?
I'm filming right now the ad for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I'm eager to try that stain remover.
I'll let you have a coupon.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Tom Felton's secret telephone number :
8783259428 8855613535 4394438872 6222505880 6665910167 9706361577 277868298 803317827 5615418929 266229858 7110185038 6082126698 6938133791 6328035542 933628941 2675439773 837716385 371033145 4219953706 9051474317
Actors are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Tom Felton totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a mentalist from Phoenix.
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