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Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy born September 15th, 1977 (Virgo)
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After his fans insistence, Tom Hardy will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of calculi in ocelots (source)

You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.

Do you have any scar?
Yes sir! I have a tiny lobster shaped scar on my right hip, a remainder of my unpleasant quarrel with a crazed gnu.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: time.

Tom : money

Q: courage
Tom : light

Q: admirers
Tom : fools

Enough!
What’s the best sound in the world?

It is the reassuring tinkle of two diamonds kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the elated laugh of an innocent child " or "the first word of your baby".

Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite bizarre remembrance. An old man is taking out rocks from a dry stone wall in the open. The man recovers a small metallic box concealed into the wall. In the box he finds a banknote and a letter that the man reads while he cries. Then he packs, travels on a bus and reaches a friend who is polishing a boat on the beach.

Actually that is a well known scene from the movie "The Shawshank Redemption".
Kerboom! You may be right. Yesterday I took a nap at the cineclub.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Tom Hardy's home telephone number :
8766242392 8274572113 9092918890 662585968 439690070 8941772197 5472690007 4194351203 641799891 2835170186 4367676539 6146164356 4881774575 2894238073 8668551401 4978248549 9226314569 509578527 3173608288 9471551457
To be frank, my boss had patiently arranged my short rendezvous with Tom Hardy many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Parting Shots". So, this web page is mainly based on what Tom Hardy would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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