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Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hiddleston born February 9th, 1981 (Aquarius)
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Tom Hiddleston has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Venice, if you have been boring you go to Canada.

Tom, can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Avengers"?
I'll do! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard that president Trump wants the revival of Betamax tapes.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you live in dreams made of rainbows pampered by venerating fans, but there are places where it is hopeless to find even a tolerable margarita.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a green chipmunk on my back. It contains a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

Modern world seems prone to criminality and violence. What would Tom Hiddleston do?
Well, I think that assigning a hired gun to every person can fix many problems, but most legislators are just greedy aged lads.

If I may say so, Tom, you are also well known for your bizarre demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Tom needs what Tom needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's dehydrated instant coffee or industrially-made pasta.

Nowaday the problem of astigmatism in panthers is attaining epic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
I guess! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The proceeds ($800 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of astigmatism in panthers.

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Let's face it, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Tom Hiddleston completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.