Tom, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for operating my hovercraft.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a chipmunk. A large, fat, serene chipmunk, replete and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, without doubt.
Do you have any birthmark?
Maybe! I have a little eagle shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving an eagle when she was expecting me.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Might as well! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was president of Algeria. Or maybe trucker, it was a hard choice.
Do you like to cook?
Like hell! But I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and tofu, which I assume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the sausages and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix sausages and tofu with some applesauce and you are done!
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