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A conversation with Tom Jones
Tom Jones
Tom Jones born June 7th, 1940 (Gemini)
Tom Jones' experiment to launch a new cologne for woman spiced with cabbage essence has been a gigantic misstep (pixabay photo)

Tom, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for operating my hovercraft.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a chipmunk. A large, fat, serene chipmunk, replete and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The one in the kids' game, without doubt.

Do you have any birthmark?
Maybe! I have a little eagle shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving an eagle when she was expecting me.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Might as well! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was president of Algeria. Or maybe trucker, it was a hard choice.

Do you like to cook?
Like hell! But I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and tofu, which I assume can be fine for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the sausages and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix sausages and tofu with some applesauce and you are done!

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Tom Jones' home telephone number is listed here :
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My hurried exchange with Tom Jones has been arranged months beforehand. The resulting piece was marvelous, like it was written by Miguel de Cervantes under the influence of too much fernet. It was highly unfortunate that my koala by accident (I assume) set my only copy on fire! After I un-fainted, I tried to recollect those awesome words. To be frank here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a perfectly truly run-down of our interview, and so I'm starting to doubt it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.