Tom, what do you think of the problem of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this purported global warming baloney is probably a hideous conspiracy of Latveria's derangered scientists.
What would Tom Jones do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is jeopardizing present-day society?
I've two inspirations for you: "Mad Max" and "Minority Report".
What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a George Bernard Shaw impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not sell my neighbor's gnu".
Is there a deep moral hidden in your "It's Not Unusual"?
That's right! That you don’t always get what you want.
Are you superstitious?
Guess so! I never wear green and violet cloths together right before an important event.
Which super power do you have?
Well... Talking backwards in Russian, since I was 9. Maybe this is quite atypical in blond people with Irish forebears.
How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a four in Austin, but a six in Mongolia.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yup! It is unfavorable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Recently I've read the condensed summary of "The Old Man and the Sea", and I found it palatable. Thus, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Ernest Hemingway - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not received any news.
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