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A conversation with Tom Jones
Tom Jones
Tom Jones born June 7th, 1940 (Gemini)
One of Tom Jones' most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a special license for flying a dirigible (source)

Tom, what do you think of the problem of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this purported global warming baloney is probably a hideous conspiracy of Latveria's derangered scientists.

What would Tom Jones do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is jeopardizing present-day society?
I've two inspirations for you: "Mad Max" and "Minority Report".

What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a George Bernard Shaw impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not sell my neighbor's gnu".

Is there a deep moral hidden in your "It's Not Unusual"?
That's right! That you don’t always get what you want.

Are you superstitious?
Guess so! I never wear green and violet cloths together right before an important event.

Which super power do you have?
Well... Talking backwards in Russian, since I was 9. Maybe this is quite atypical in blond people with Irish forebears.

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a four in Austin, but a six in Mongolia.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yup! It is unfavorable that I have little time, if any, to put down the words. Recently I've read the condensed summary of "The Old Man and the Sea", and I found it palatable. Thus, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Ernest Hemingway - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Tom Jones' secret telephone number :
4132196540 5639295739 3697118841 5857084808 6647438357 8335506240 7938869827 3172566250 5104349615 7847938722 826656194 6440467779 4797288559 9543929269 3195549419 8426639720 6351725382 3762915545 494024078 924528882
My chief had patiently lined up my brief conversation with Tom Jones many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Mickey Blue Eyes". So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream I had following a dinner based on deep-fried bell peppers and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.