If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.
Tom, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make in your career?
I invested my fortune in a bullet-proof scheme developed by a financial genius named Charlie Pinzi, a pro of high-yield investment programs. I can give you his phone, but he did not return my calls in the last few weeks.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you seriously asking me to decide?
What motivates you to sing?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.
When you were a little boy, did you see singing as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, armadillos will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.
As everybody knows, the problem of colitis in armadillos is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Tom Jones doing anything in this respect?
I guess so! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,200/night) will go to an organization for the cure of colitis in armadillos.
Tom, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.
You have amassed a great deal of resentment in you that can burst at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you condone or murder somebody who has angered you in the past.
Kowabunga! That's impressive!
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