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A conversation with Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck born January 29th, 1945 (Aquarius)
His typical breakfast when he wants to travel light (pixabay photo)

Can you authenticate the rumours about your involvement in the business of Sasquatch DNA samples?
Thou, cockered rude-growing flap-dragon! How do you dare?

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Jack and Jill", a classic whose meaning has not been fully perceived by critics.

Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 5, I won the "Bronze Coyote Prize" issued by the Mayor of Austin for "notable but unrequested stage performance".

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last summer I rented a fashionable villa in a secretive valley of Djibouti. The deal included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a pack of extras portraying shutterbugs to let me feel at home.

Where do you go when you die?
According to many studies, the deceased are not that mobile. They tend to stay where you lay them.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order restrains me from expressing my opinion.

Tom, do you like jackals?
Positively no!

For which reason you do not like jackals?
They reek! And one jackal bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my position on jackals.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Tom Selleck's private telephone number :
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