I'm here tonight with Tom Waits, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Tom, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Forrest Gump.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
WITHOUT all due respect it IS real, I saw it in a movie.
Where do you go when you die?
In a cemetery, generally. If you are cremated then your remains can get scattered, most of the times in a place you hate.
What’s your biggest defect?
A few people say that when I'm concentrated I have a predisposition to put little objects behind my ear, like a comb or a corn cob.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was obliged by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel a need to address the issue of laryngitis?
Since I imagined to have it.
What do you eat between meals?
Parmesan cheese slices with Thousand Island dressing, a burger, three broccoli florets, and a few drops of rum.
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