Could you improvise a poem for us.
I'll do! Here it is
Do you use an alias when you book a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch paparazzi and devotees
Absolutely! I'll go to extremes to duck those critters. We mostly adopt the alias "Tom Willing".
You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a star whose name or gender I've not the authorization to publish. Have you something to add?
Do you mean B.H.? It's a totally irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with B.Z...
I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally cool and then without a reason your dog and your house catch fire. Do you understand now?
Let's forget about that hypothetical photo...
What do you think about the international situation?
The dickens! I think it is currently quite harsh, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even an adequate cosmopolitan.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Microcyphitea dentata, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
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