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Tommy Lee Jones
Tommy Lee Jones born September 15th, 1946 (Virgo)
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Mark E. Ramirez, the new Tommy Lee Jones' head of security, is always experimenting alternative ways to send away stalkers and maddening fans (source)

Tommy, do you have something to say to young people?
Totally! Modern research has made clear that smoking self-growed tobacco may have troublesome long-term effects, like loss of limbs or sudden death. But dread no more! Buy "Tommy's miracle", now with Dasycladia blattaria syrup. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules. (Note : Not actually a drug. It often may cause amebiasis or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. One capsule supplies 100% RDA of rust).

If I may say so, Tommy, you are also well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Tommy needs what Tommy needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's silver-plated underwear or pure platinum.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
But of course! People love me so much. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to gladden wealthy heirs and obscure sewer inspectors alike. You know? There are 13 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Santa Prisca and Lithuania.

Tommy, do you have any vice?
Laziness. I have troubles to be out of bed in the morning. Perhaps you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that play.

What would Tommy Lee Jones do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is menacing modern world?
I think we can get inspiration from great movies, like "Brazil" and "Robocop".

What have you got in your pocket?
Balderdash! Since this interview is a daydream of your mischievous mind, I'm probably in my immodest underwear, so no pockets at all.

Tommy, are you superstitious?
I'll do! I slap 2 times my chin right before a significant event. Clearly not today.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Tommy Lee Jones' secret telephone number :
7700220437 6427152098 6670257413 2495964619 5616940730 5381441060 9353400601 6194932729 9967046853 2128844743 2918296022 5817438113 2555256641 9430478855 7594437423 3955783860 4368618060 9036661149 3038102347 9400618652
Celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Tommy Lee Jones alone and obtain the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a mentalist from Memphis.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.