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A conversation with Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton born October 7th, 1967 (Libra)
According to his hairstylist Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Toni Braxton. He is gonna annex her. (source)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I often doze on a bunk made of thorns profusely showered with chili.

Toni, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I have some legal problems about my contract, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Toni Broxton".

How do you invest the money you make with music?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" the answer is candies! So I bought 2900000 boxes of candies which I secreted in my cellar,.

What motivates you to sing?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.

You are always fit. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of March I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue crabs and my special Smurf hash.

Which is your trick to achieve eternal beauty?
As you may have suspected, it is a daily shower in lukewarm yak milk.

Toni, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Okey-doke! But I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.

Unfortunately, you find yourself in an unpleasant condition that hinders you from doing those things that are in line with your needs. You can take your destiny into your hands again by retiring for 5 months in a hermitage.
Righty-ho! You are spot on!

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I patiently queued up for several years for the privilege to have a brief conversation with Toni Braxton. The resulting interview was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Truman Capote after too much vodka. It was unfortunate that my armadillo by accident destroyed my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I attempted to summon up those amazing words. To be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a totally factual account of what transpired during our exchange, and I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
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