A conversation with Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton
Toni Braxton born October 7th, 1967 (Libra)
Last month, Toni Braxton has sold her celebrated rubber bands collection to an anonymous cardinal for $145,000 (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very brutal, since on our injured world there are places where it is impossible to find even a just passable cosmopolitan.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a one in Los Angeles, but a nine in Tibet.

What would Toni Braxton do to solve the issue of violence and criminality that is threatening present-day society?
Well, I believe that donating one million of dollars to every person can make many problems go away, but most lawmakers are greedy aged lads little receptive of my brainy advice.

If I may say so, Toni, you are also well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Toni needs what Toni needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's dehydrated fernet or pink underwear.

When your are not singing, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Toni, should you give up singing, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of midwife. I already have some experience in that field.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Hermione Granger.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

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