Can you rebut the rumours about your role in the rogue incident of Sasquatch pictures?
You can't handle the truth!
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Tucson, but a ten in Tibet.
Do you have any vice?
I tend to turn anything I can into a pizza topping, well I'll eat a muesli and anchovies pizza as soon I'm back home. See, surely you are going to criticize me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
What is your take of the next Oscar dispute?
To be honest, this has always been a hot potato.
Topher, what is your opinion about the controversial problem of global warming?
I've already explained my opinion in an essay published on Pacific Annals of Ethical Topics, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Robert Lee.
Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Wakanda flag, probably because it has my picture in the middle.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Indeed! The tentative title is "Kimberly, Timothy and the gazelle". Imagine a man and a woman, which live in San Francisco and they do not know each other. Timothy is a NSA agent while Kimberly is a veterinarian. When Kimberly's pet gazelle Mesito got bronchitis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to rise hell to treat the gazelle and save the planet again.
Topher, some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name I'm not authorized to publish. Do you have any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with H.M..
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, probably some casual photons spontaneously generated an absolutely random photo in which you wrongly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your cat or your father could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Are we on the level?
I was joking, there is absolutely no photo...
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