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Tori Amos
Tori Amos born August 22nd, 1963 (Leo)
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When Tori Amos is not singing, her favored hobby is collecting and painting garden gnomes (source)

My informants told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted gloomy place. A strange odour pervading the air. Then I realized I got plastered at a screening of "Ultraviolet" in a bleak cinema near San Francisco.

Who are your heroes?
Charlton Heston, Gandalf, and myself.

According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing situation with a celebrity whose name I'm not allowed to reveal. Any comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with Y.V..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents occur. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your partner or your cat may "accidentally" explode. Do you understand?

I was just mocking you, there is absolutely no photo...
What do you eat between meals?

Kale leaves with relish, a salted peanut, three salted peanuts, and a glass of fruit smoothie.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Tori Amos' home telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my boss had lined up my short appointment with Tori Amos days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet coyote got common cold, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a heavy dinner based on deep-fried eggplants and raw broccoli.
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