A talk with Tracey Ullman
Tracey Ullman
Tracey Ullman born December 30th, 1959 (Capricorn)
By reason of a bizzarre accident happened to her aunt, Tracey Ullman has developed an irrational phobia for butterflies and a rational one for crocodiles (source)

I'm here today with a special guest, Tracey Ullman, who just saw the birth of her last album. Hi, Tracey, and welcome to A Day With Somebody.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Which is your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the blessing of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a day in December. An almost poetic winter day, the sun a spark in the exhilarating nippy air. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like ghouls. The first, but not the best day of my life...

At least there is a happy end...
Who gives a rat? My whole existence is like an amble into a bloody blender. And it's still better than average.

Which is your next musical adventure?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only esoteric album of death metal covers of John Lennon greatest hits, sung in Bosnian, Polish and Javanese. I believe it will be the apogee of my artistic life.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: bear.

Tracey : beard

Q: beach
Tracey : hunger

Q: sadness
Tracey : stalkers

I feel you are not in the mood.

There is no possibility any of these is Tracey Ullman's home telephone number :
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I lay in wait for years for the privilege to have a meeting with Tracey Ullman. The resulting piece was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Tennessee Williams in his prime. So, it was awfully disastrous that my ferret destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I tried to recall those amazing words. To be honest, I'm not really so certain this web page is a perfectly genuine report of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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