Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can balance a sword on my chin.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Latveria flag, probably because there is my face on it.
What do you eat between meals?
Cereal bars with mayonnaise, a canned baked bean, three rice grains, and a bit of coffee.
You are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to move small things with my mind.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while performing very influential things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) that I can't care about such trifles. I pay a number of Stanford dropouts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a squad of pro buyers scattered around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever retain a team of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.
One of your most famous works, "Fast Car", is a planetary song of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Yes, it really is about my unconfessed love for knitting.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been nice, you go to Florence, if you have been monotonous you go to Montreal.
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