Imagine that there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never experienced your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is difficult to figure there is such a sad chap! As is used to say, my songs are like a sweet apricot cupcake with a rich heart made of epoxy resin.
How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
Remember, when typewriters will be trendy again I will have my revenge.
Which is your forthcoming musical venture?
Next month I'll release a cryptic album of rap covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Mongolian and Estonian. I have no doubts it will be the masterpiece of my artistic life.
Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I do a great impression of a bear, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 40 minutes I need to find inspiration.
Trey, what’s your worst defect?
I snore like a lawnmower.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Trey, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.
Today an inhibiting limitations and a bleak lack of power are undermining your capability to smooth confrontations, but compared to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Tut-tut! If I did believe in this zodiacal drivel, now I would be a little heavy-hearted.
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