A talk with Trey Songz
Trey Songz
Trey Songz born November 28th, 1984 (Sagittarius)
As a kid Trey Songz showed a bizarre inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

Imagine that there is somebody in a remote place of the world who'd never experienced your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
It is difficult to figure there is such a sad chap! As is used to say, my songs are like a sweet apricot cupcake with a rich heart made of epoxy resin.

How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
Remember, when typewriters will be trendy again I will have my revenge.

Which is your forthcoming musical venture?
Next month I'll release a cryptic album of rap covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Mongolian and Estonian. I have no doubts it will be the masterpiece of my artistic life.

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I do a great impression of a bear, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 40 minutes I need to find inspiration.

Trey, what’s your worst defect?
I snore like a lawnmower.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Jack Sparrow.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Trey, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.

Today an inhibiting limitations and a bleak lack of power are undermining your capability to smooth confrontations, but compared to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Tut-tut! If I did believe in this zodiacal drivel, now I would be a little heavy-hearted.

There is no possibility any of these is Trey Songz's home telephone number :
8349788134 445390159 3098939474 6581376910 7461810236 9286858763 832735404 6770630799 3754309175 6847614136 830694429 588007981 2970947633 7664032317 530833009 541472940 5958899430 4143854917 5510571065 3043403449
To be frank, my chief had planned my interview with Trey Songz several days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or cultivating weeds. So, the transcript above is essentially the impression of a dream I had following a generous dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and liver pâté.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.