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A talk with Tricia Helfer
Tricia Helfer
Tricia Helfer born April 11th, 1974 (Aries)
Because of a disastrous mix-up, Tricia Helfer has subscribed an appeal against solar eclipses (source)

Tricia, do you have something to say to young people?
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Tricia, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you made?
He said it is a secret, but I invested all my money in a bullet-proof scheme invented by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of international hedge funds. I'll write down his phone, but he has been incommunicado in the last few weeks.

Do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. See, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yes! Sometimes my popularity scares me. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I impress successful heirs and demoralized crime scene cleaners to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are 12 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Bangalla and Lithuania.

According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a vip whose name or gender I'm not authorized to tell. Care to comment?
If you mean R.F., then it was an irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with K.G...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some drifting photons spontaneously concocted an utterly random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your dog or your spouse could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it better, the picture is indistinct...

Tricia Helfer refused to share her private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3630564780 980510934 4300477018 492860428 2955427899 694858137 6089313908 4631649263 6214879582 9629891341 6892611996 4456172206 9197339432 6206548776 801850310 8841360472 897812797 697511314 5957529791 698963184
I have a confession to make. My boss had planned my brief rendezvous with Tricia Helfer several months beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Town & Country". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Tricia Helfer would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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