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Tricia Helfer
Tricia Helfer born April 11th, 1974 (Aries)
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In May Tricia Helfer usually eats only blue foods, like blueberries, blue jays died by natural causes and the so-called Smurf stew, whose details are a disquieting riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its mystery (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can balance a door knob on my chin.

Should you give up acting, which career would you choose?
Almost surely that of demolition worker. I already have some experience in that field.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the power of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a day in April. An almost perfect spring day, smelling of flowers and light rain. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of people howling like banshees, running around like broken robots. The first, but not the best day of my life...

I'm blessed with amnesia.
That's nothing, my whole existence is like a stroll into an erupting geyser. And still you envy me.

Tricia, what do you think of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this imaginary global warming nonsense is surely an egregious conspiracy of Elbonia's operatives.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only bass players you can name?

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny kangaroo shaped scar on my left hip, a remainder of my troubled confrontation with a crazed groundhog.

Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Absolutely! The tentative title is "Evelyn, Mark and Limbaroo". Imagine a man and a woman. They live together in Boston. He is a vehicle painter and she is a FBI agent. When Evelyn's pet anteater Limbaroo got laryngitis, they decide to rise hell to treat Limbaroo.

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