Tyler, which is your secret for eternal youth?
It is a soaking into hot unicorn blood once a day.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of albinism?
Oh, since always.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you live between cushions, but there are countries where it is difficult to find even a so-so corn dog with or without mustard.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Francis Bacon.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Tyler Perry, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.
Tyler, do you have something to say to young people?
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