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Uma Thurman
Uma Thurman born April 29th, 1970 (Taurus)
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Last month, Uma Thurman has sold her renowned buttons collection to a capricious tycoon for $273,000 (source)

Uma, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a ritzy manor in a secretive valley of Liechtenstein. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy but also a pack of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel loved.

Uma, do you like coyotes?
Not on a chance!

Why you do not like coyotes?
To be frank, they stink! And one coyote bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about coyotes.

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of January I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meatloaf.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Uma Thurman, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Rice University, signed up for Ancient French 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to ammonia, rainbows and baboons.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I think their role is overestimated.

What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a vacant gloomy space. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got plastered at a rerun of "Jack Frost" in a murky drive-in near Memphis.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Uma Thurman's secret telephone number :
6461305142 8928357493 251826442 7712271717 7667508800 4138864349 2710337860 4861194229 2443335208 7633187240 366319879 6240960653 3927324112 3860237940 7927424600 574761844 6936704128 752864088 6755015846 2542760462
To be honest, my director had set up my rendezvous with Uma Thurman several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like collecting pencil erasers or breeding mites. So, this web page is essentially based on what Uma Thurman would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.