Uma, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a ritzy manor in a secretive valley of Liechtenstein. The payment included barbed wire aplenty to preserve my privacy but also a pack of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel loved.
Uma, do you like coyotes?
Not on a chance!
Why you do not like coyotes?
To be frank, they stink! And one coyote bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the reasons I become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about coyotes.
You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of January I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf meatloaf.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Uma Thurman, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Rice University, signed up for Ancient French 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to ammonia, rainbows and baboons.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I think their role is overestimated.
What is the most uncanny dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a vacant gloomy space. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got plastered at a rerun of "Jack Frost" in a murky drive-in near Memphis.
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