A talk with Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer born December 31st, 1959 (Capricorn)
Val Kilmer has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

Which is your favorite book?
I'm addicted to "The Book Thief" by John Cusak.

You surely mean, by Markus Zusak?
Maybe my cover had a typo, anyway I've heard it both ways.

What is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Golden Prairie dog Trophy" assigned by the Mayor of Los Angeles for "superlative and unrequested stage exhibition" at the early age of 7.

Do you know Ronald C. Nelson (a former metallurgist, now a picture framer) from Hampton?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about Ronald cheating on her with every coguar from Hampton outskirts, so their marriage came to a hasty ending.

What is the strangest nightmare you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a deserted dim place. A strange stink in the air. Then I remembered I got stoned at a screening of "Fred Claus" in a drab drive-in near Dallas.

Val, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I rented a chic mansion on the secretive mountains of Kyrat. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the easygoing gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the business on internet.

A well-known person you think to as an imaginary friend?
As a poll suggests, John D. Rockefeller, because of our deep bright eyes.

Apart from acting, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I do a great imitation of a squirrel, usually for kids or everybody willing to wait the 20 minutes I need to find inspiration.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Val Kilmer's secret telephone number :
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My boss had patiently planned my hurried interview with Val Kilmer several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet jackal got calculi, so I had to skip the interview. So, this web page is mainly based on what Val Kilmer would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.