What is your opinion about the problem of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this alleged global warming phenomenon is just an egregious invention of Palombia's moles.
Do you use an alias when you book, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and supporters
Absolutely! I'll do anything to steer clear of those cannibals. We usually use the pseudonym "Van Marrison".
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Josh Hutcherson. We were in the same soccer team when we were in high scool.
As everybody knows, the problem of myopia in horses is attaining monumental dimensions. Is Van Morrison doing anything in this respect?
Okey-doke! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of myopia in horses.
Can you deny the gossip about the loss of the Yeti pictures?
Mankind can't handle the truth!
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I frequently take a nap on a mattress made of shards of glass.
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to bad manners, chipmunks, and xylene.
Which is your favorite snack?
Chicken breasts with relish, a chicken leg, three parmesan cheese slices, and a few drops of ground coffee.
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