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Vanessa Paradis
Vanessa Paradis born December 22nd, 1972 (Capricorn)
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Vanessa Paradis is always looking for new ways to stay in contact with her devotees. (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the stimulating jangle of two pieces of gold kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the infectious giggle of an exhilarated kid " or "the relaxing purr of a little kitten".

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. Probably, I'm a one in Atlanta, but a nine in Congo.

Vanessa, you appear to be always so positive and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each person has a dark side. At times, when I face a so-called artist, hate makes my bones tingle and my teeth rattle with fury. And all of a sudden, I sense an impulse to estinguish that dunce from the earth and celebrate on her icy grave. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.

Vanessa, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.

What motivates you to sing?
Basically, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

Which is the most shameful DVD you personally bought?
Dear me! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Tiptoes". I think Matthew McConaughey was not happy with it afterwards.

A fictional character you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, John Maynard Keynes, because of our shared moral standings. We both love little gophers.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: green.

Vanessa : Christmas

Q: sadness
Vanessa : beach

Q: friends
Vanessa : wrath

You really know how to play...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Vanessa Paradis' secret telephone number :
2913752264 9442958321 809048239 8873486330 9059455010 6568543968 5457252693 266396671 896322081 8567662227 3594762928 9419437272 2025687724 6673274703 3587600231 3673850275 478846788 4188225055 7871466172 7166162129
I patiently planned a hurried exchange with Vanessa Paradis for months. The resulting interview was amazing, like "Of Mice and Men" rewritten by Harry Potter. Thus, it was untoward that my armadillo by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I struggled to summon up those magnificent words. I want to be straight here: I'm not really so confident this web page is a perfectly precise chronicle of our exchange, and I'm beginning to question whether it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.