What's your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. You know, it was a night in March. An almost perfect winter night, the stars a glimmer on the quieting cover of snow, the city finally at rest. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of screaming people, running around like headless chickens. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me feel lucky.
My whole life is like an amble into the suffocating darkness.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Stephanie Moseley. I imagine we are on the same page about canaries.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
May so! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was queen of Puerto Rico. Or maybe accountant, I could never decide.
Do you like to cook?
Do you think i've lost my mind! But I like to improvise salads. My favorite one is a mix of pulled pork and lima beans, which I assume can be cool for both vegans and normal people.
Could you share the recipe with us?
Of course! You take the pulled pork and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix pulled pork and lima beans with some Worcestershire sauce and voilà, there it is!
Can you tell me the square root of 7883837403?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to murder you.
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